British Comedy Guide

Online Dating Page 26

Well don't put it on your dating profile or no man will want you, they may even stop sending you photos of their willies.

Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2013, 10:16 PM BST

Women know your limits!

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dating-tips-from-1938/

Sound advice!

Perhaps we all ought to put a dating profile on here only the rule is only one thing can be true.

Hi I'm Roscoff. I'm 6ft5 and have a full head of lush blond hair. When I walk my penis brushes the ground. I'm currently a Formula 1 driver for McClaren and in my spare time I'm an airline pilot. I have an annoying habit of never being able to sneeze only once.

Hi, I'm zooo. I'm ugly as sin but I have a great personality.

Quote: roscoff @ August 28 2013, 11:06 PM BST

When I walk my penis brushes the ground.

Kinky road sweep?

Quote: zooo @ August 28 2013, 11:08 PM BST

Hi, I'm zooo. I'm ugly as sin but I have a great personality.

You don't have a great personality.

Bingo. ;)

Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2013, 10:26 PM BST

Well don't put it on your dating profile or no man will want you, they may even stop sending you photos of their willies.

:( I shall comfort myself with more wine and more crunchy nut cornflakes.

It's ok Jennie they're all the same willy, they get them from.

PiccasaWilly.org

Quote: Jennie @ August 28 2013, 11:14 PM BST

:( I shall comfort myself with more wine and more crunchy nut cornflakes.

Do you pour the wine into the cornflakes or keep them seperate?
And here's a picture of a Willy for you in case you're getting withdrawal symptoms (yes I said withdrawal )

Image
Quote: roscoff @ August 28 2013, 11:19 PM BST

Do you pour the wine into the cornflakes

Sometimes, by accident.

Quote: zooo @ August 28 2013, 11:12 PM BST

Bingo. ;)

It's a bit late and I'm a bit too tired! Did I just call you ugly or not?

Quote: Jennie @ August 28 2013, 11:21 PM BST

Sometimes, by accident.

Image
Quote: Lee @ August 28 2013, 11:25 PM BST

It's a bit late and I'm a bit too tired! Did I just call you ugly or not?

Does that chat up line ever work?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Lee @ August 28 2013, 11:25 PM BST

It's a bit late and I'm a bit too tired! Did I just call you ugly or not?

Basically you did so you'd better start back tracking now. A dozen roses and a daffodil poking out of your bum is the usual way to a woman's heart here in South Wales.

Share this page