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Unless he gets turned on by a boot to the nuts?

And deliberately creates scenarios where this happens.

That sooty... always the cad!

I'm starting to wonder if joining dating sites often actually ends up putting women off men for life?

Well Nuts only seems able to find lesbian models these days, I fear for the future of the human race.

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2013, 2:09 PM BST

Dr Who Season 2 Episode 6 The Demon from the depths.

This is a rare shot from one of Dr Who's most frightening episodes.
An episode so frightening, some kids are still hiding behind their sofas.

Still cool photo Bill Will.

I think our event was before the Dr Who (maybe) so maybe they pinched the idea off us.

For the full story of Billwill's horns read this: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/28465#P1009207

Quote: Jennie @ August 20 2013, 2:28 PM BST

I am married. (Excellent)

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 2:34 PM BST

I'm starting to wonder if joining dating sites often actually ends up putting women off men for life?

You know, apart from him, I've actually been quite pleasantly suprised.

There are an abundance of sweet, shy, nerdy guys in their 30's. Unfortunately, I know I would run rings around them. I need someone that can stand up to me, and there are far fewer of those.

Still, it's a fun experiment.

I have made sure my profile attracts the right types by including a Jimmy Saville gag and a correctly used semi colon. The right man for me will appreciate both of these things.

Quote: Jennie @ August 20 2013, 2:53 PM BST

You know, apart from him, I've actually been quite pleasantly suprised.

There are an abundance of sweet, shy, nerdy guys in their 30's. Unfortunately, I know I would run rings round them. I need someone that can stand up to me, and there are far fewer of those.

Still, it's a fun experiment.

Ah, that's better. I was starting to imagine it as a tsunami of willy photos and sex criminals.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 2:56 PM BST

Ah, that's better. I was starting to imagine it as a tsunami of willy photos and sex criminals.

Just because you and Aaron met that way doesn't mean you should project, Zooo.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 20 2013, 2:57 PM BST

Just because you and Aaron met that way doesn't mean you should project, Zooo.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Jennie @ August 20 2013, 2:53 PM BST

semi colon

Yes, mentioning that will definitely get you lots of hits :)

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 20 2013, 2:57 PM BST

Just because you and Aaron met that way doesn't mean you should project, Zooo.

I've never sent anyone a photo of my willy.

Ethel still misses that dog you monster

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 2:59 PM BST

I've never sent anyone a photo of my willy.

So how do you explain the 8 tarabytes of Zooo willies I had to expunge from my PMs when I reactivated my account? HMM?

:$

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2013, 3:02 PM BST

Ethel still misses that dog you monster

:D

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