THWAK!
Ouch what was that for light of my life?
Who's this Joy you've been writing with?
iPad? Laptop? Page 2
Joy takes the dictation while I recline on my Ottoman.
You filthy fiend!
Joy and some poor Turkish emperor at the same time!
It's the Fez and smoking jacket they find it irresistible!
Are the second degree burns really worth it?
Ahem. Anyway...
Quote: Mattytheswan @ August 15 2013, 12:08 PM BSTJennie & Marc P
Thanks for the advise. I'll get cracking !.... Right after I've mowed the lawn... and made a cup of tea....and counted up all the change in my change jar... and fashioned these paperclips into a chainmail cape etc etc
Make yourself do something you don't want to do, then 'let' yourself write instead. E.g, this morning, my choices have been:
1) read company accounts or
2) write.
So I have naturally written three scenes this morning. Technically, I am being paid to do the former..but never mind.
Quote: Marc P @ August 15 2013, 12:11 PM BST
What is this 'ecstasy of writing'??
Clearly I'm doing it wrong 
Talk to MarcPills dealer.
Also, how does this master/slave stuff work with inspiration? It sounds a bit kinky.
Quote: Jennie @ August 15 2013, 1:27 PM BSTIt sounds a bit kinky.
Not in North Norfolk!
Quote: Marc P @ August 15 2013, 2:19 PM BSTNot in North Norfolk!
Why North Norfolk?
Like the past it's a different county!
Quote: Marc P @ August 15 2013, 3:08 PM BSTLike the past it's a different county!
Do they do things differently there?
We're not allowed to talk about it.
Oh I see, you are from Norfolk. I get it now 
I hate not understanding things 