Song Parody - Um Bongo

To the theme of the old "Um Bongo" television advert.

"Way down deep in the middle of the UKIP
An old xenophobe for a moment let his guard slip
Someone put it on the internet and wouldn't let it go
Cause everybody knows there's no such place as Bongo Bongo!

Bongo Bongo, Bongo Bongo
UKIP say that's where all the money go

They spend it on their Ray-Bans, fighter planes and Ferraris
Instead of poor people's pockets it ends up in Mugabe's

Instead of sending money, let's send people that are in the know
Get Godfrey on a plane and pack him off to Bongo Bongo!"

That is very good, when I read the story I thought of that song by Manu Chao bongo bongo, and was going to look for video clips to add to the music, be better if the lyrics were changed as well, although I think the lyrics get a bit too political and should be lighter more stuff that the average sun reader would know type of thing.

Very good connection, and would have not been out of place on a satirical weekly show.

It doesn't quite scan, but I guess if you performed it with enough craziness nobody woudl care.