INTERNAL - KITCHEN.
A PLUMBER IS IN THE BATHROOM FIXING THE TOILET, THE HOUSEHOLDER A WOMAN IS SAT DOWNSTAIRS WAITING FOR HIM TO FINISH, HE HAS BEEN IN THERE FOR SEVERAL HOURS AND SHE CAN HEAR HIS FRUSTRATION.
HE FINALLY FINISHES AND COMES DOWNSTAIRS.
Woman: You were up there a while, was it a very big job
THE PLUMBER LAUGHS
Woman: Did I say something funny?
Plumber: Yes, was it a big job, the amount of times I have heard that.
Woman: No I am serious, you were up there a long time, at least 3 hours, it must have been a really big job.
Plumber: Yes there was a lot of blockage in the pipes, and I had to fit a new cistern.
Woman: There was a lot of banging going on, I thought you might have been building a log cabin or something.
PLUMBER LAUGHS AGAIN
Woman: I have said something funny again haven't I, what is it this time?
Plumber: Log cabin, it's a slang word for poo, I have heard that many times as well.
Woman: Well, I never I best not open my mouth again then, anyway how much do I owe you?
Plumber: £185 please.
THE WOMAN WRITES THE PLUMBER A CHEQUE
Plumber: Lovely day, to nice to be stuck inside.
Woman: Oh yes it's beautiful, I am glad you finished now, I have got to drop the kids off at the pool
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