INTERNAL - BEDROOM - NIGHT.
HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE SOUND ASLEEP IT IS ABOUT 2 IN THE MORNING.
WIFE WAKES UP AND SHAKES HUSBAND.
Wife: Wake up love, did you hear that noise.
Husband: Mmmm, hmpf, urgh
Wife shakes husband again
Wife: Wake up I think there's someone downstairs
Husband: I am not falling for that one again, go back to sleep.
Wife: No serious I think there is, I want you to have a look.
HUSBAND GETS UP AND WALKS DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS PANTS, HE CHECKS ALL THE HOUSE BUT CANNOT FIND ANYTHING.
HE GOES BACK TO THE BEDROOM, HIS WIFE IS NOW LAYING ON HIS SIDE OF THE BED.
Husband: I knew it, you've pissed the bed again.
End