How critique-y should critique be? Page 7

Quote: Jennie @ August 8 2013, 10:20 PM BST

Like an academic essay. I like to imagine him like a professor I had at uni. A big cuddly bear with a deep lilting voice that puts you to sleep (in a good way).

Obviously I have no idea if that is accurate.

To be fair, I don't even know if he's a he.

I think I've had enough wine.

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Yes, he is a he and the deep voice is right. I'm not a professor type in manner or appearance.

Quote: Marc P @ August 8 2013, 10:09 PM BST

It is candyfloss though.. On the one hand this, on the other hand that and in the balance one must consider.....

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On candyfloss, that's fine but I wonder if Marc P considers himself really great or absolutely terrible. As a person. If it's neither, he is more balanced than he believes.

I do prefer listening to the nonymous twats

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 8 2013, 10:39 PM BST

I do prefer listening to the numinos twats

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You should study theology

Quote: Horseradish @ August 8 2013, 10:39 PM BST

Yes, he is a he and the deep voice is right. I'm not a professor type in manner or appearance.

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Can you please confirm if you're cuddly?

And what you are wearing right now....

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 8 2013, 10:49 PM BST

And what you are wearing right now....

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When you put it like that, it does sound a bit creepy. Sorry Horseradish!

Quote: enigmatic @ August 8 2013, 10:49 PM BST

Can you please confirm if you're cuddly?

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To someone called enigmatic?

Emotionally cuddly, yes mainly, but with a definite edge. It's a radio voice inside what would easily pass as a car mechanic. The brain does the writing which can be a very real problem at times.

Shoe size etc available on request.

(SB - T-shirt and tracksuit bottoms - damn, that's blown it!)

Now enigmatic, would you like to tell the group something about yourself? We are all a very friendly bunch here and discretion is guaranteed.

Isn't there a "tragic masturbatory" thread this conversation should be taking place in?

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2013, 10:57 PM BST

Isn't there a "tragic masturbatory" thread this conversation should be taking place in?

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I don't quite get you 42228. Could you explain?

Quote: Horseradish @ August 8 2013, 10:55 PM BST

Now enigmatic, would you like to tell the group something about yourself? We are all a very friendly bunch here and discretion is guaranteed.

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After all, we're not called anonymous twats anonymous for nothing.

Quote: Horseradish @ August 8 2013, 10:59 PM BST

I don't quite get you 42228. Could you explain?

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Oh I'm the Tony Benn of this forum, been hear for years contribute nothing, although I don't smoke a pipe.

nb glad to see the random surrealism is finished, that was getting a little pretentious.

Quote: Horseradish @ August 8 2013, 10:59 PM BST

I don't quite get you 42228. Could you explain?

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He doesn't go by that name anymore.

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2013, 10:57 PM BST

Isn't there a "tragic masturbatory" thread this conversation should be taking place in?

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If I was admin I would have automatically created a tragic masturbatory thread as soon as Jennie said "I think I've had enough wine"

Drunk barrister? That's actually quite a classy fantasy

"She's lost her briefs"

"Let me present you with some surprise testes-moany"

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ August 8 2013, 11:05 PM BST

If I was admin I would have automatically created a tragic masturbatory thread as soon as Jennie said "I think I've had enough Rohypnoll"

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