SCENE 4 INT FLAE BUILDING OUTSIDE FLAE OFFICE SAME DAY
MORNING (11.00)
Dave Jamieson has eventually arrived at the FLAE office. He is hot and flustered . He composes himself before going in. Opens the office door and walks in . Angela the second in command of admin is about 30 . Trish the manager is in her late 40s . They are sitting at desks with PCs on them .
DAVE JAMIESON
Morning campers. Bing Bang Bong ...
ANGELA
Yes?
DAVE JAMIESON
Oooh! I knew you Scotch girls were easy but wait till you're asked , love!
ANGELA
Whit?
DAVE JAMIESON
To Trish.
Whit, she says. Love it ! Oooh ! I bet you've flattened a lot of grass in your time. Eh?
TRISH
Did you want something, dear?
We are rather busy.
DAVE JAMIESON
Have the Beeb people arrived yet?
TRISH
Oh sorry dear. Your pals are upstairs already. I don't think that crap comedian's arrived yet. You can get the lift just outside there. Or you'd be as well using the stairs. Bit of exercise. Do you good . It'll help you get rid of that spare tyre. Second floor. Can't miss it.
Dave leaves. Trish picks up the phone and dials.
TRISH
Hi Liam .That arsehole , wanker , pillock , knobhead , bastard Dave Jamieson is on his way up.
FADES
