INTERNAL - DAY - LIVING ROOM
HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WATCHING TV
ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE IS A LOUD BANG OUTSIDE
WIFE GETS UP AN LOOKS OUT OF THE WINDOW, SHE CAN SEE THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS CAR HAS CRASHED INTO A WALL.
THE HUSBAND IS STILL SITTING DOWN WATCHING TV BECAUSE HE DON'T GET UP FOR SHIT.
Husband: What has happened love?
Wife: The Prices have crashed again.
I hate saying that I don't get the joke, because it's insulting to you and I feel stupid.
But I don't get the joke. 
Sorry 
Quote: Jennie @ August 1 2013, 10:27 PM BSTI hate saying that I don't get the joke, because it's insulting to you and I feel stupid.
But I don't get the joke.
Sorry
No, that is fine it's good feedback. I have gone to far into the red on that one. Thanks
Change the punch to "two women in body stockings, leather coats and long black curly wigs get out of the car and start arguing animatedly".
Husband: What's happened love?
Wife: Chers have crashed again.
Just a thought.
Quote: AndyGilder @ August 2 2013, 12:39 PM BSTChange the punch to "two women in body stockings, leather coats and long black curly wigs get out of the car and start arguing animatedly".
Husband: What's happened love?
Wife: Chers have crashed again.
Just a thought.
Thanks Andy, I see where your coming from, though I had to read it twice, it is good I like it. And you made me think again about the punchline.
I thought maybe, the noise was the neighbours outside banging against the bins, and the reply was "the Price's have tumbled again"
Or, A loud noise coming from next door, the wife looks out and she can see 2 people flying through the air and the reply is "The Price's have shot through the roof again"
Thanks your input
If they neighbours were bisexual and were both on their knees servicing a man standing by the bushes you can then go with the obvious
'The Prices are going down again'