British Comedy Guide

A bit of fresh air

INTERNAL DAY - LIVING ROOM. KATE IS WATCHING LOOSE WOMEN; PETER IS UPSTAIRS SAWING AND BANGING.

PETER STOPS SAWING AND BANGING WALKS DOWNSTAIRS INTO THE LIVING ROOM.

Kate: Everything alright love, how's it coming along?

Peter: Great, I nearly finished, just fancied a break.

Kate: Do you want a cup of tea and a ham sandwich?

Peter: No, I'm alright thanks, I fancy going for a spin in the car, you up for it? I could do with a break and a change of scenery.

Kate: Yeah why not, a bit of fresh air will do me good.

Peter: Give your mother a ring, see if she fancies a trip to the shops.

Kate: Your taking the piss now ain't you? You don't even like being in the same room as my mother, let alone have her in your car.

Peter: No, serious, give her a ring, she is probably sick of looking at them four walls all day.

Kate: You must be in a good mood.

Peter: She's not that bad really, and she does make lovely Welsh cakes

Kate picks up the phone to ring her mother

INTERNAL - CAR, PETER IS DRIVING; KATE IS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT AND THE MOTHER IN LAW IN THE BACK SEAT.

PETER PULLS UP INTO THE SHOPPING CENTRE AND PARKS OUTSIDE B&Q

SIGN IN THE WINDOW READS:

B & Q OVERS SIXTIES CLUB 10% DISCOUNT EVERY WEDNESDAY, EVERY WEEK, EVERY B&Q STORE

Decent enough not a side splitter but factually funny

Decent enough not a side splitter but factually funny

Thanks Teddy I agree, I think maybe it could work as an advert not a sketch as such

B& Q would use that one all day

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