British Comedy Guide

George is back in town

I think this one, is a bit obvious where it is going, and I am sure something like this must have been done before, but I can't think where:

INTERNAL PUB - GEORGE IS AT THE BAR TALKING TO THE BARMAID, ALBERT IS SITTING DOWN IN THE CORNER HE CAN HEAR GEORGE TALKING.

George: Yes I used to live down here when I was a kid, but moved away as soon as I could , hated living here, when people found out about my sexuality, they started giving me a hard time, not used it around here see, to narrow minded.

Barmaid: If you don't mind me asking but is it because you are gay?

George: I was very open about it, I like men and I like women, I don't mind a bit of both, people couldn't handle that around here.

ALBERT GETS UP TO WALK TO THE TOILET, HE PASSES GEORGE.

George: Albert Rees is that you?

Albert: Yes that's right, do I know you?

George: I am Doreen's boy, used to live in the big house by the church.

Albert: Oh my god, Bi George is that you?

END

One of the problems with this is that it relies solely on the punchline, which isn't understandable unless written down.

It is literally a literal joke.

It is literally a literal joke.

Thank you both, yes your right it works on paper just about, I did think George could look like Daffyd off little Britain to camp it up a bit, because I could see it was weak vissually,but even then I had my doubts

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