A bit political, but here goes...
ATMOS: Gentle music plays in the background, something on flute or pan pipes. Music continues as the voiceover begins. A middle aged woman with a soft Irish tone to her voice, like a young Gloria Hunniford.
Voiceover: Do you enjoy taking long walks on warm summer evenings?
The sound of traditional music?
Ornate embroidery on a large scale?
Want to meet others with similar interests?
Then why not join us at Orange Dating?
ATMOS: The music rises slightly in volume and intensity, morphing into a drum and flute marching band arrangement
Voiceover: Just listen to what some of our satisfied members had to say...
Man 1:After a hard day of marching, I used to be so sad coming home to a microwave meal for one. Through Orange Dating I found someone who I can share my life with. Plus it never hurts to have a second set of prints on a Molotov cocktail.
Woman 1: As an obsessive knitter, I was forever turning out more balaclavas than I knew what to do with. Through Orange Dating I've met loads of new friends who are only too happy to model my designs, even on the warmest summer nights.
ATMOS: Music now so loud that the voiceover struggles to be heard over the top of it, resorting to shouting like a female Ian Paisley.
Voiceover: So if you hate the Pope but love the smell of burning diesel, why not come march to a different beat?
Orange Dating - putting the sexy back in sectarianism.
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