EXTERNAL - DAY - GARDEN
WIFE IS HOLDING A FULL WATER BOTTLE OVER HER HEAD, THERE IS A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM WATER IS DRIPPING OUT OF IT ONTO HER HEAD
Husband: For the love of God woman, what are you doing now?
Wife: I am losing weight
Husband: How on earth does holding a bottle of water above your head make you lose weight, look at you your hair it is soaking.
Wife: have you never heard that old Greek proverb, constant dripping will wear away a stone.