SCENE FROM A CLASSROOM.
TEACHER: Okay. Who can name an establishment from West London for me?
STUDENT 1: The British Broadcasting Corporation.
TEACHER: Yes. Very good, Tommy.
STUDENT 2: British Sky Broadcasting Centre.
TEACHER: Yes, that's correct too. Well done, Mark.
STUDENT 3: George Michael.
TEACHER: I know he's from West London, Cormac but he's not an establishment.
CORMAC: Yeah sir, I know that but his favourite football team is PARK STRANGER QUEENS and they are!
THE CLASSROOM DESCENDS INTO A RIOT.
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