LIZ: What exactly are you trying to get at?
HUSBAND: What I'm trying to prove is that 'what's in the cat goes into the kitten'!
should have said What exactly are you trying to get at?
your fing minge its like [whatever Forrest, the new, epping, smilog,
SCENE FROM A BEDROOM WHERE A HUSBAND & WIFE ARE SAT UP IN BED HAVING A CONVERSATION:
HUSBAND: Hey Liz, do you know that Tom in number 59 passed on schizophrenia to his son?
LIZ: I do, yes.
HUSBAND: And do you know that Mick in number 64 passed on asthma to his son?
LIZ: I do, yes.
THEY PROCEED TO MAKE LOVE & ARE LYING THERE STARING AT THE CEILING TRYING TO CATCH THEIR BREATH.
HUSBAND: Hey Liz, do remember that conversation we just had just twenty minutes ago?
LIZ: I do, yes.
Husband: Well my balls are itching are you related to Mark in number 34, you know that guy with crabs
LIZ
Rubs swollen belly
I wouldn't worry about passing anything on to your son love
HUSBAND
How can you be so sure.
LIZ
Do you remember that night we first met in Bangkok and I had that guys passport in my handbag
HUSBAND
Are you saying he's the father.
LIZ
Pulls pillow out of nightie
No that was me and this is a f**king pillow I can't go on living this lie.
HUSBAND
I knew something was iffy when I kept finding peanuts in my foreskin!
Cheers everybody...many thanks for all of your feedback...and even more appreciation towards your honesty.
To clear the sketch up...the 'cat' would be a p*ssy with some hair while the 'kitten' would be a 'p*ssy' with less hair having been shaved! It's kind of a double entendre with the phrase 'what's in the cat goes into the kitten' i.e. what the father has he'll pass on to his son. The punchline is all about having the sex before and after the p*ssy has been shaved and the link with the phrase!
Might enlighten some of you but no worries...you're all tops for showing interest and taking the time to comment!