Not Sure

Night

A house in suburbia

Dozens of people in fancy dress are standing in a front garden in a state of shock.

A man dressed as a Polar Bear is in the back of a police car with his front paws cuffed behind his back.

Another man dressed as a chicken is being stretchered into an ambulance.

A third man dressed as a Fox is lying dead on the pavement.

A policeman is looking over his notes as a sergeant arrives

SERGEANT
"Ok what have we got?"

CONSTABLE
"Apparently the Fox and the Chicken are a couple and from what I can gather the Fox didn't like the way his partner kept agreeing with everything the Polar Bear was saying"

SERGEANT
"Jealousy eh"

CONSTABLE
"Not sure sarge , from what we've been told the so far the Bear's apparently Bi Polar so we don't know if that means he wanted sex with the Chicken or if he's off his rocker? "

I like that absurdly funny

Haha!

I really like this! =D =D

Quote: a series of things @ July 29 2013, 2:48 PM BST

I really like this! =D =D

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Is he calling you a double bell-end there ( =D =D )

Once again, I loved it.

Not really into this, I'm afraid. Nothing wrong with it, but I've heard a lot of "polar" puns in my time, and I don't think this one adds to them.

Not a bad hit rate,Gappy I know some subjects get hit too much but I was genuinely unaware that Bi Polar was being hit so much, but I know what you mean so fair point.