GUYSPEAK
Theme tune for show "GuySpeak" .
Music stops .
Female
Good evening and welcome to GuySpeak , the show that lets all you ladies interpret what men really mean . Ever wondered what your significant other is really saying when he seems like a real enigma .Let's find out .
Example One.
Guy
Look at this , Karen . My new computer ! Isn't it a beauty ? Pentium Quadruple Core processor , 2000 gig of storage and 40 meg of RAM !
Female
And now what he really means.
Guy
I've got a big cock!
Female
And now , example two.
Guy
Look at this , Stevie, mate . My new computer ! Isn't it a beauty ? Pentium Quadruple Core processor , 2000 gig of storage and 40 meg of RAM!
Female
And what he really means.
Guy
I've got a bigger cock than you !
Female
The next example please.
Guy
So guys , what do you think of the new shaggin' wagon ? Turbo charged , nought to a hundred in thirty seconds . Just look at all the chrome on this little beauty . Amazing , eh? The bestest little minx magnet in the history of the entire planet.
Female
And what he really means .
Guy
My cock is so big , it's probably the biggest one in the World . No ! The biggest one in the Universe ! It's so big that it's bigger than all the other cocks put together . And that includes whales and elephants.
Honest , it's massive !
Female
See you next time on Guyspeak!
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