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INTERNAL - LIVING ROOM GARETH IS LYING ON THE SOFA WATCHING TV FLICKING THROUGH THE CHANNELS

DAWN IS IN THE KITCHEN WALKING AROUND LOOKING FOR HER BAG GETTING READY TO GO OUT, SHE HAS HER COAT ON

Dawn: have you seen my bag?

Gareth: It's on the table by here

DAWN WALKS FROM THE KITCHEN INTO THE LIVING ROOM, PICKS UP HER BAG FROM THE TABLE

Dawn: Right I will see you later love, be about 2 hours, do you want anything from town?

Gareth: No I'm alright ta

DAWN GIVES GARETH A KISS AND SAYS GOODBYE AND HEADS OUT

GARETH PICKS UP HIS MOBILE PHONE AS SOON AS THE DOOR IS CLOSED

GARETH IS TEXTING ANOTHER WOMAN - TEXT READS " SHE HAS JUST LEFT COME AND GET ME I AM WAITING FOR YOU XXX"

EXTERNAL - DAWN IS OUTSIDE THE DOOR WALKING DOWN THE PATH, SHE RECEIVES A TEXT, SHE READS THE TEXT AND IT IS FROM GARETH IT READS "SHE HAS JUST LEFT COME AND GET ME I AM WAITING FOR YOU XXX"

DAWN LOOKS SHOCKED AND ANGRY AND HEADS BACK TO THE HOUSE, SHE IS AT THE DOOR LOOKING IN HER HANDBAG FOR THE KEY

INTERNAL - LIVING ROOM - GARETH IS SITTING ON THE SOFA, DRESSED IN A GREEN MANKINI SUIT (BORAT SUIT) WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE

WRITING ON SCREEN READS - HE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS

END

The Specsavers ads are funnier.

Oh yes I love them, I think they do a great job

It's not very original is it Carlos?

Quote: AngieBaby @ July 28 2013, 11:19 AM BST

It's not very original is it Carlos?

No your right, but not a lot is original these days, the best I can do is make it my own

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