Aunty Delyth

INTERNAL DAY - LIVING ROM - MOTHER AND 5 YEAR OLD SON SITTING ON THE SOFA WATCHING TV.

Son: Mammy, why can't aunty Delyth use her back door?

Mammy: I don't know boy, she hasn't told me anything is wrong with it, why do you ask?

Son: Because daddy told her yesterday that he wanted to smash her back doors in

That is an unnecessarily crude variant on a very old joke.

Thanks Tursiops, I think I know it is but I couldn't stop myself anyway

I agree with Tursiops.

Don't you have a twitter account for these types of jokes Carlos?

I agree with you both, it was just an exercise, I do have a twitter account but there was to many characters for twitter.

An exercise in trimming excess fat would easily make it fit on twitter.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ July 28 2013, 10:17 AM BST

An exercise in trimming excess fat would easily make it fit on twitter.

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Thanks, I like twitter for that reason so I Just tried that and this is what I came up with :

Mammy why can't aunty may use her back door? I don't know she hasn't said anything why? cause daddy said he wants to smash her back doors in

In future I would suggest you use critique for original jokes you want advice on improving, and use your twitter account for recycling other people's jokes.

Thanks for the feedback

I am writing out a hundred lines now. I must use critique for original jokes and use my twitter account for recycling other people's jokes.

Why not try writing a 100 original jokes instead? Would be good practice.

Thanks again AngieBaby, I get where your coming from and I appreciate your feedback. Can we stop now please

She's on the blob

So that's why she's letting him smash her back doors in...

Oh no, wait a minute.... your implying I'm on my period... I thought it was only female comedians who make jokes about that?

I am not getting involved, but just let me know if this is the five minute argument or the full half hour, I can turn off my notifications if it is the full half hour.

And it was all a big mistake, Aunty Delyth did actually lose her keys, there was nothing naughty going on.