SIR LANCELOT'S QUEST
Int. Daytime. King Arthur is on his throne . Sound of medieval type music.
Enter Guinevere
Guinevere
My noble liege and husband dear ! I come bearing good tidings ! Brave Sir Lancelot has returned !
King Arthur
My dear Guinevere you bear splendid tidings indeed .
Lancelot , the bravest knight save none , has returned at last from his perilous quest .
He has roamed these long years over land and over sea and returns once more to his King and Queen .
Pray bid him enter .
Guinevere
I pray thee enter , my dear Sir Lancelot .
Lancelot
Hail Great King Arthur and his noble Queen . I have travelled over land .I have travelled over sea .Over mountains and down perilous rivers . But now my liege I have returned .
My quest is at an end .
Pause
Right , it was a Mars Bar and a packet of pickled onion for you , sire .
Here you are . My noble Queen they were out of Curly Wurlys so I got you a Bounty instead ...oh and
here's your cheesy Wotsits ... and a can of Irn Bru .
That's about everything .
King Arthur
Clearing his throat
Aren't you forgetting something , brave Sir Lancelot ?
Lancelot
No! Don't think so!
King Arthur
My kebab , perchance ?
Lancelot
Whoops . Had you there noble King!
Catch!
King Arthur
You! You knave!
Fades
