Another quicky.
SEX
Int. Evening . A bedroom . A man and woman are making love . Sounds of the end of love-making.
Man
Wow! That was fantastic!
Woman
Mmmm . Nice.
Man
Better than that! Nice? Amazing! Brilliant! Fantastic! Wow!
Woman
It was good.
Man
Earth shattering ! The best sex I've ever had! Eh?
Don't you think it was the best ever ?
Mind blowingly stupendous!
Woman
I wouldn't go that far . It was ...satisfactory.
Pause
It did the trick.
Man
Satisfactory ? Is that all? Only satisfactory?
Not the best ever?
Woman
Oh alright , if it'll keep you happy . It was terrific .
Pause
Definitely up there in my Top One Hundred ever .
Man
What ? You've had a hundred lovers ?
Woman
I beg your pardon !What do you think I am ? I'm not a nun or something ! Only a very select few make it into my Top One Hundred . Think yourself lucky to be there at all.
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