A quicky.
PORNO
Int. Busy bar . Middle-aged guy is chatting up an attractive voluptuous blonde .
Guy
No, really , you're easily the most attractive lady in here . You are !
Blonde
Get away with you ! You say that to all the girls . You're making me blush.
Guy
On my dear old mum's life ! You're fantastic!
Blonde
Thanks. You're not bad yourself !
Guy
Oh you! Flatterer!
Pause
Can I be very very cheeky?
Blonde
I'm sure you can.
Guy
No seriously . Have you ...
Moves closer to her
...ever fancied ...
Moves closer still
...doing a...
up to her ear.
...porno?
Blonde
Me? I'm not nearly talented enough for that.
Guy
You are! Less of the false modesty . You're very talented .
Blonde
That's very kind of you . I've been asked a few times before...
Guy
I'll bet you have !
Blonde
What?
Guy
I'm not surprised with your obvious ...talent.
Blonde
OK. In for a penny in for a pound . Let's go!
Cuts to bedroom .
The guy is on all fours on the bed while the blonde is filming him .
Come on , darling ! Work that body ! Stick that arse out!
The guy obliges.
That's it sweetheart , you're getting the idea .
Now , spread those legs , you little minx!
Fades
