British Comedy Guide

Talk to the Taliban.

AN INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL CONFERENCE CENTRE IN WHICH ARE SEATED 20-30 DELEGATES LOOKING BORED. THE UK SPOKESPERSON FOR FOREIGN AFFAIRS IS MAKING A SPEECH.

DR. DO-NOTHING: If we could talk to the Taliban, just imagine it,
Chatting with a Mullah in Pashtu,
Imagine talking to a bomber, rapping with a sniper,
What a neat achievement we could do!

If we could talk to the Taliban, learn their languages,
Maybe take a Taliban degree?
I'd study IEDs and mortars, heroin, Bacha Bazi,
Hammams, Sharia, and..

THE SPEECH IS INTERRUPTED AS A LARGE EXPLOSION RIPS THROUGH THE AUDITORIUM.

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