MAN:
Oh, go on - please! It wouldn't be painful.
WOMAN:
Look, when are you going to get it in your head that I don't like love bites?
MAN:
I bet you let your ex give you one.
WOMAN:
Yeah, you know what - I did! And I've regretted it ever since!
MAN:
Why?
WOMAN:
Because he forgot to mention that he was a vampire, okay?
BEAT
MAN:
Wait a minute, if he was a vampire and he bit you... that means... you really ought to go for a HIV test!
END