FIRST SKETCH:
GRAMS: DOCUMENTARY FINALE MUSIC
HISTORIAN:
So, how can one summarise a life as long and varied as Elizabeth I's?
Well, if you ask me - having departed this earth with an intact hymen, a dusty womb and a naked ring finger - it's difficult to conclude that she was anything but an abject failure.
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SECOND SKETCH:
GRAMS: DOCUMENTARY FINALE MUSIC
HISTORIAN:
There are two ways of interpreting the suffragette movement.
To some, the women were courageous trailblazers who helped usher in the age of equality.
But to others - they were terrorists - whom generations of educators have irresponsibly glorified.
I, myself - subscribe to the latter theory.
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THIRD SKETCH:
GRAMS: DOCUMENTARY FINALE MUSIC
HISTORIAN:
Modern women can learn many lessons from the life of Joan of Arc.
But perhaps the one they ought to pay most heed to, is - 'know your goddamned place!'
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