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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 99

Quote: Ben @ 20th March 2014, 9:28 PM GMT

I've only got 7.

Loo-Zer!

Mind you just because you've got eleven doubles is no guarantee of success. I'll probably get three sent off, two score own goals, four hurt themselves on a blade of grass in game one, one make an antisemitic gesture and get banned for life and one score eight goals but the game gets called off due to a water-logged pitch...I wonder what odds I can get at Ladbrokes?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 20th March 2014, 9:44 PM GMT

As long as the ones you've got are good, it should be alright.

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Teary Huh? Errr Whistling nnocently :S

I think Godot's choice of team name has had some magical powers this season.

Next time can you call your team Mourhino is a c**t

My second choice for a name was Scouse of Pain, which would have seemed equally prophetic.

What was your name last season?

Got your team talk ready for tomorrow, Steve?

You really don't remember? Dynamo Taxis. I did the whole thing about pretending we were an actual team with a ground but it didn't really take off with anyone so I haven't bothered this season.

On the subject of Mourhino - he is a c**t. but I'll try to be a bit more creative with the name.

Quote: George Kaplan @ 22nd March 2014, 12:26 AM GMT

Got your team talk ready for tomorrow, Steve?

I haven't quite picked the side yet

But I expect more from them and they know that

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 22nd March 2014, 12:29 AM GMT

You really don't remember? Dynamo Taxis.

Of course
They were a good honest bunch of lads

Unlike those slimy foreigners from Olympique Mayonnaise

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd March 2014, 12:44 AM GMT

I haven't quite picked the side yet

Any last minute transfers?

The DGW element has meant some tough choices which I'm bound to regret.

Could lead to some movers and shakers this week though, pop pickers.

I don't want to spend any more than 4, so I'll have to stay put
Kompany's red card scuppered my plans a bit.

Yeah, red cards and injuries over this weekend will have a bearing on mid-week games too. I've benched Bellamy just in case. :)

Quote: Ben @ 20th March 2014, 9:28 PM GMT

I've only got 7.

Last season I got the highest score on a double gameweek having only 1 DGW player (Walcott). I'm fielding 10 players this time but it's no guarantee of a higher points tally than well chosen players with one game.

I also remember a Liverpool DGW last season where Gerrard, Suarez and Sturridge were worth 1pt for one game and more than 40 for the second.

I did consider making another transfer as the point deductions are halved (in effect), but I think I'll leave it as is. Lallana's due a double hat trick, so I'm not worried.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd March 2014, 12:56 AM GMT

I don't want to spend any more than 4, so I'll have to stay put
Kompany's red card scuppered my plans a bit.

Date Out In GW
22 Mar 2:32Kompany Koscielny31

Last minute change of heart, eh Steve? :)

Another classic move
Go Koscielny! Laughing out loud

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