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Simply no words to explain this week or last. Second week of getting nothing at all from Silva, Dzeko and Touré. Just unbelievable.

City put seven goals past Norwich last time. It was the only game with no goals today.

It was nice to see Terry not in the line-up or on the bench as I get Sterling subbed on, but it's all been cancelled out by Hazard, who everyone has except me.

Quote: Badge @ 8th February 2014, 7:00 PM GMT

Yeah, and I've left that donkey Baines in against Spurs. He'll probably get sent off.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 8th February 2014, 7:01 PM GMT

I agree
He'll probably get bored with the lack of threat from Eriksen & Adebayor

Laughing out loud

In the Rules I think it says each private league can only have 3 Reverse Jinxes per Game Week, so that's our lot. :D

Bye bye second place, it's been fun.

Quote: roscoff @ 7th February 2014, 11:20 AM GMT

Suarez dropped :O and going for a 4-4-1 formation with Rooney leading the line. I think my team may sack me!

I didn't realise you'd sold him
I thought you'd benched him
:O
Fair play for going against the grain.

Quote: Splodge @ 8th February 2014, 9:13 PM GMT

Bye bye second place, it's been fun.

You need Eriksen to outscore Mata by a few
You may still be there at the end of the gameweek

I've got Sidwell coming off the bench, so that's some small morsel of satisfaction for me.

No, you'll get Campbell. Not that you need any morsels of satisfaction - you've come back from the dead.

Ha ha, Bent headed it in! F**k you united.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 9th February 2014, 5:52 PM GMT

No, you'll get Campbell.

You get whichever sub scored the most.

No
you get whichever is first preference
Provided the team still has the required shape ie not less than 3 defenders

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 9th February 2014, 6:13 PM GMT

you get whichever is first preference

What do you mean first preference? Terry didn't play and my sub-defender didn't either, so who will go in? Midfielder or forward?

Oh wait, hang on, I see now. I didn't even realise you could order your subs. Dang.

Quote: Splodge @ 8th February 2014, 9:13 PM GMT

Bye bye second place, it's been fun.

I just noticed that you got rid of Suarez as well
At a cost of 4 points?

:O

What madness is this?

I've been critical of people lucking-in in this thread before, so time to acknowledge my own massive luck this week in getting Sterling subbed on after Terry unexpectedly didn't make the bench.

No-one expected Liverpool to roll over Arsenal, but for me the biggest upset of the week was the goal-less Norwich/City game. Give me some points from my three city players and I wouldn't have done badly. Even without Hazard's freak 'hat-trick'.

As for those who've done well this week and have gone up the table. It really is temporary success, if previous performances are a marker.

Steve is now ranked 702 in the world and has shinier balls than Dr. Manhattan. What can I say? I'd like to congratulate you Steve and say well done, but I prefer not to be a hypocrite and the reality is I hope you get hit by a large-wheelbase vehicle on the way to work, lose your memory and Chapman the rest of the season.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 10th February 2014, 12:13 AM GMT

Steve is now ranked 702 in the world and has shinier balls than Dr. Manhattan. What can I say? I'd like to congratulate you Steve and say well done, but I prefer not to be a hypocrite and the reality is I hope you get hit by a large-wheelbase vehicle on the way to work, lose your memory and Chapman the rest of the season.

That's all I've been waiting to hear
Now come here you big lug

Hug

Tim Sherwood yanking off Eriksen two minutes short of a clean sheet bonus summed up my week.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 9th February 2014, 8:47 PM GMT

I just noticed that you got rid of Suarez as well
At a cost of 4 points?

:O

What madness is this?

Suarez was always heading out but the Dzeko gamble massively backfired. I thought he'd start, and with no Aguero, he'd play with Negredo in support and the best chances would fall to him.

How was I supposed to know "Stevan Jovetic" even existed?

I've been sacked by my own team. Fair do's, that was a f**king awful weekend!

It's touching how many are trying to join the mini league at the bottom. One-time leader Rob H has been trying for weeks.

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