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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 26

Quote: Badge @ September 14 2013, 7:33 PM BST

Feel vindicated at not playing all my Chelsea contingent, but should really have considered Ben Arfa. Still, a couple of goals from Team GB (as I'm now calling Giroud and Benteke) can't be too bad.

Thought I'd played a blinder picking Cabaye until I worked out why I didn't get the goal off Remy's cross. Link When Gerry works it out he'll buy him as well as he always buys anyone who plays out of position.

Quote: Badge @ September 14 2013, 7:33 PM BST

but should really have considered Ben Arfa. .

Don't feel bad, I actually thought I had him until I put my glasses on and saw it was Sissoko. Laughing out loud I've never been good with computers. Oh well sigh.

Players in the Premiership must shit themselves when they fined out I've picked them for my team. Oh look Giroud is injured now! F**king hell! I could make a fortune from donations from footballers begging me not to choose them. I'm tempted to add Rooney and Terry 'cos I can't stand either of those f**kers!

No idea how I got on this week but I can't be arsed to keep changing the team.

Quote: Chappers @ September 15 2013, 9:49 PM BST

No idea how I got on this week but I can't be arsed to keep changing the team.

When you've got a moment, Claudio would like a word.

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I've slipped into the bottom half of the table, and it could get worse.
I need a change of tactics.
From now on I will only have players who's names begin with the letters from BHS, M & S, DFS, B & Q, Or Fortnum & Masons.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 15 2013, 5:57 PM BST

Thought I'd played a blinder picking Cabaye until I worked out why I didn't get the goal off Remy's cross. Link When Gerry works it out he'll buy him as well as he always buys anyone who plays out of position.

I do like a nice OOP :)

I'm not convinced by Arthur though, mainly because Newcastle are a pretty awful football team. (Apologies to Putters if he wanders in this way)

How about BDS&M?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 16 2013, 3:18 AM BST

I've slipped into the bottom half of the table, and it could get worse.
I need a change of tactics.
From now on I will only have players who's names begin with the letters from BHS, M & S, DFS, B & Q, Or Fortnum & Masons.

Hey roscoff, how do you feel about tonight's game?

I think the Swans will win, or get at least a draw.

Must be a bit weird for you though with two Liverpool players in your FF line-up, or do you ignore all that once the game starts?

I have Michu & Vorm, with Johnson out injured. Hope it's a cracking game.

Shelvey still has a lot to prove, but at the end of the day Laudrup must have seen some raw talent there that he thinks he can develop, and I'd always give him the benefit of doubt.

The best new talent in Swansea is Canas and Pozuelo - neither of whom will likely see leather tonight.

I can't see Swansea scoring but then Everton shouldn't have put one in against Chelsea so who knows.

Quote: roscoff @ September 15 2013, 9:07 PM BST

Players in the Premiership must shit themselves when they fined out I've picked them for my team. Oh look Giroud is injured now! F**king hell! I could make a fortune from donations from footballers begging me not to choose them. I'm tempted to add Rooney and Terry 'cos I can't stand either of those f**kers!

I've bought Terry. I find it slightly amusing having such a caricature of a human being in my team.

I love that his surname sounds like a Christian name as well - it somehow makes him seem even more of a cock wart.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 16 2013, 3:24 PM BST

The best new talent in Swansea is Canas and Pozuelo - neither of whom will likely see leather tonight.

I can't see Swansea scoring but then Everton shouldn't have put one in against Chelsea so who knows.

I'd like to see Martinez do well at Everton.

Maybe after his Wigan FA Cup win over Man City, we shouldn't be so surprised to see him beat another of the big teams at Everton.

Apparently Shelvey either scored or assisted in all 4 goals. Would he get all those points?

Quote: Chappers @ September 16 2013, 11:15 PM BST

Apparently Shelvey either scored or assisted in all 4 goals. Would he get all those points?

He got awarded 12 points (1 goal + 1 assist), and was only penalised for his yellow card.

In other news, I drew 45-45 in my H2H this week against a player who totally changed his team with a Wildcard, so that seems like a decent result!

Just seen league table. Early days but wheat already separating from chaff. Princes and paupers emerging.

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