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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 119

Laughing out loud

Anyway while it's late
Here are the seasonal form tables:
I'm sure someone was interested in these sort of stats before but it may have been Horseradish

Q1

1 Real Ale Madrid Rob H 546
2 poseiDON adventure DON RUSHMORE 532
3 Ricketts United FC Ben Ricketts 530
4 Preston Forfend Stephen Sunshine 528
5 Yossarian United Ross Salvage 520
6 YOURCODENAMEIS:TEAM Mr Splodge 514

Q2

1 Preston Forfend Stephen Sunshine 716
2 Moyes Abatement Soc. Godot Taxis 642
3 YOURCODENAMEIS:TEAM Mr Splodge 639
4 Yossarian United Ross Salvage 630
5 Ricketts United FC Ben Ricketts 607
6 The Teke Over Gerry McDonnell 589

Q3

1 Preston Forfend Stephen Sunshine 589
2 poseiDON adventure DON RUSHMORE 564
3 Ricketts United FC Ben Ricketts 541
4 YOURCODENAMEIS:TEAM Mr Splodge 540
5 Uproar & Turmoil Dan Sweryt 538
6 The Teke Over Gerry McDonnell 537

Q4

1 The Teke Over Gerry McDonnell 581
2 Preston Forfend Stephen Sunshine 567
3 YOURCODENAMEIS:TEAM Mr Splodge 562
4 poseiDON adventure DON RUSHMORE 548
5 Alf's Kippers Alf Kipper 522
6 Oak Bar Pagers George Kaplan 517

I had Baines at the start of the season, then sold him just before his 2 free-kick goals against the Hammers, so I quickly rebought him. I don't think he's scored another free-kick all season.

I sold Coleman just before he scored his first goal in ages, bought Kabaye in the week he was sold, bought Kompany for the the day he got red carded in 20 minutes and didn't captain Suarez on one of the days he went points crazy.
But I think I got away with it

Image

You know I have a problem with pics, but posted one anyway. Sad man.

Quote: don rushmore @ 11th May 2014, 2:43 AM BST

You know I have a problem with pics, but posted one anyway. Sad man.

Just a joke
There's only a day to go Don
Cheer up mate or get a better mobile

EDIT
I will resize it for you
Because I'm even sadder than you think

Suarez and Toure brought in for the final game! Hopefully they'll be smashing defences to pieces.

Transfers made. I've pretty much tried to do to Don what Michael Schumacher did to Damon Hill in Adelaide.

Still updating the FF site, so no pre-match news update from me today - heading out. Good luck everyone!

Personally speaking, a bit nervous of Shaggy's fire-power which has suddenly hit form at the right time, and if he's captained Dzeko (as he probably has), it's probably curtains for me.

Made five changes to my starting line-up from last week.

My bizarre goalkeeping problems continue. Despite both playing last week neither are on today - including the Palace first keeper. Jeez.

Quote: George Kaplan @ 11th May 2014, 11:59 AM BST

Personally speaking, a bit nervous of Shaggy's fire-power which has suddenly hit form at the right time, and if he's captained Dzeko (as he probably has), it's probably curtains for me.

Yep, a goal and two assists so far for my front 3!

Just seen Gerrard get 2 assists as well. Good-o.

Quote: shaggy292 @ 11th May 2014, 4:24 PM BST

Yep, a goal and two assists so far for my front 3!

Just seen Gerrard get 2 assists as well. Good-o.

Very tight. I reckon I'm a point ahead of you, without factoring in bonus points, but "Anything Can Happen!"

Ah, gutted. Thought I could pinch silver but content with bronze.

Well done to Steve of course - brilliant win. Outclassed us all and a worthy victor.

Also, thanks to everyone who played for the duration and contributed to the thread. It's been a fun 9 months. :)

See you in August!

Who would have thought the highest scoring player on the final day would be Carl Jenkinson?

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