Comedy lovers will be pleased to know that this is the final part of my , if you will, tribute trilogy.
SHARLEEN and MARTI 3
CHEZ SHARLEEN AND MARTI EVENING
SHARLEEN
Our souls!
MARTI
Our souls!
SHARLEEN
Our souls! That's it then. Sums us up. Nae bullshit.
MARTI
For sure! It'll look great on the album cover. Marti and Sharleen. Our Souls.
SHARLEEN
What do you mean Marti and Sharleen, dreamboat? Are you forgetting who's shifted the maist units in the maist territories?
MARTI
Aye, alright, Sharleen doll. Sharleen and Marti. Our Souls.
The wan wi' the maist units shifted in the maist territories gets top billing. I was forgetting.
SHARLEEN
You know how it is, dreamboat. If it was up to me, we'd baith get top billing. But wan of the prime rules of this industry we call music is that the mair you sell, the higher the billing.
MARTI
Right, who are we getting in to dae the video for the title track?
SHARLEEN
Well we don't want wir fans thinking we've gone all LA on them, dae we? Something simple and unpretentious. Understated.
MARTI
Too true, Sharleen doll. There's nothing worse than pretentious nouveau pop trash giving it all that Big I Am shite. " Hey Dunfermline, Are Ye'se Ready To Rock n' Roll?" as if they were fae the Big Apple.Passe or whit?
SHARLEEN
How about Spielberg or Tarantino, tae direct it?
MARTI
Tarantino?
SHARLEEN
Tarantino, it is, dreamboat.
Start singing Our Souls.
Fades.