British Comedy Guide

Sharleen and Marti 3

 Comedy lovers will be pleased to know that this is the final part of my , if you will, tribute trilogy.

SHARLEEN and MARTI 3
 

 CHEZ SHARLEEN AND MARTI EVENING
 
 
 SHARLEEN
 
 
 Our souls!
 
 
 MARTI
 
 
 Our souls!
 
 
 SHARLEEN
 
 
 
 
Our souls! That's it then. Sums us up. Nae bullshit.
 
 
 MARTI
 
  
For sure! It'll look great on the album cover. Marti and Sharleen. Our Souls.
 
 
 SHARLEEN
 
  
What do you mean Marti and Sharleen, dreamboat? Are you forgetting who's shifted the maist units in the maist territories?
 
 MARTI
 
  
Aye, alright, Sharleen doll. Sharleen and Marti. Our Souls.
The wan wi' the maist units shifted in the maist territories gets top billing. I was forgetting.
 
  
SHARLEEN
 
  
You know how it is, dreamboat. If it was up to me, we'd baith get top billing. But wan of the prime rules of this industry we call music is that the mair you sell, the higher the billing.
 
  
MARTI
 
  
Right, who are we getting in to dae the video for the title track?
 
  
SHARLEEN
 
  
Well we don't want wir fans thinking we've gone all LA on them, dae we? Something simple and unpretentious. Understated.
 
  
MARTI
 
  
Too true, Sharleen doll. There's nothing worse than pretentious nouveau pop trash giving it all that Big I Am shite. " Hey Dunfermline, Are Ye'se Ready To Rock n' Roll?" as if they were fae the Big Apple.Passe or whit?
 
  
SHARLEEN
 
  
How about Spielberg or Tarantino, tae direct it?
 
  
MARTI
 
 
Tarantino?
 
  
SHARLEEN
 
  
Tarantino, it is, dreamboat.
 
  
Start singing Our Souls.
 
  
Fades.
 
 
 

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