Hi guys, please if you have any time to spare could you take a look at this sketch and let me know what you think. I'm not very confident about it but I know the point I am trying to make, just not sure it hits home
Thanks guys, hope everyone is well
Because You Watched...
Man and wife visit estate agents to discuss their options
Man
Good Morning.
Estate Agent
Hello, how can I help Sir?
Man
Well we have just recently got married and are hoping to start a family so we are looking to make that first step on the property ladder.
Estate Agent
Okay, that shouldn't be a problem. Let me just check your records.
(Looking through notes)
According to your iTunes account sir it says that you like the band Blur. Is that correct?
Man
That's right yes.
Estate Agent
(in computerised voice)
Because you like Blur, would you like a House in the Country?
Wife
Actually we were thinking somewhere just outside of the city - nothing too remote though.
Estate Agent
(in computerised voice)
Because you watched Breaking Bad on Netflix, do you want to live near a drug dealer?
Man
Excuse me, what is going on here? What is with all of these irrelevant questions?
Estate Agent
We have signed up to an integrated multimedia recommendation wizard so that we can help our customers find what they want in less time, and with less fuss.
Wife
Why would the music we hear mean what house we wanted?
Estate Agent
(in computerised voice)
Grammar Correction - Did you mean: 'Why would the genres of music we listen to affect our property purchase decision?'
Man
This is ridiculous, let's go.
Estate Agent
(in computerised voice)
From your ticket master account we can see that you enjoy live comedy. Would you like to watch: 'Man slipping on banana skin' on your way out of the building?