ARTHUR PILCHARD IS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD IN A JAUNTY FASHION HE IS WEARING A RIDICULOUS WIG (THE PATH IS QUITE MUDDY)
FX
Loud wolf whistle
ARTHUR PILCHARD TURNS OVER AND SEE'S A COLLECTION OF SEXY LADY BUILDERS, MOUTHING AT HIM AND SLAPPING THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS
ARTHUR PILCHARD
Good day ladies!
ARTHUR CONTINUES WALKING HIS WALK IF ANYTHING SLIGHTLY MORE JAUNTY
FX
Very loud wolf whistle
ARTHUR PILCHARD AND NOW SEE'S THE WOMEN FROM BEFORE MOUTHING, SLAPPING THE TOPS OF THEIR HEADS AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN
ARTHUR PILCHARD
I'd say good day ladies, but you're clearly not ladies!
ARTHUR PILCHARD WALKS UP THE ROAD HIS WALK IS NOW MAXIMUN JAUNTINESS
FX
Ear splitting wolf whistle.
ARTHUR PL CHARD TURNS TO SEE THE LADIES ARE NOW JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND FRANKLY SLAPPING THE TOPS OF THEIR HEADS.
ARTHUR
Right that tears it. Yes, yes it's a wig. So what? You no longer get cat called societies moved on. But does it makes ok to mock my alopecha you beautiful harridans? Yes it's a medical condition you....
ARTHUR PILCHARD IS KILLED BY A FALLING METEORITE.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL THE WHISTLING WAS THE SOUND OF METEORITES FLYING PAST ARTHUR PILCHARD AND BURYING THEM SELVES IN THE SOFT PATH. A SIGN ABOVE THE SUPER MODELS READS
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