Doing spoof news articles at the minute as something of a writing exercise latest one is "Bear Eats One Direction" if anyone fancies giving it a read. Feedback in very welcome.
http://thedailyhawk.wordpress.com/2013/06/29/bear-grylls-eats-one-direction/
Most people do eat in one direction...
Or is there some modern pop reference I'm missing?
The article is regarding Bear Grylls eating the pop band One Direction in a desperate survival situation.
It was supposed to be a joke, I see now why I needed to point that out, and I wish I was dead.