The Lake District in the rain
We see a man in looking forlornly out of a gift shop window
He then turns to the counter and starts gluing eyes onto a piece of slate which he then puts into a glass display case along with a £4.99 price sticker on it.
An elderly man comes in the shop and shakes off the rain all over the shop floor.
OLD MAN
My my you certainly get a lot of rain around here.
SHOPKEEPER
Where do you think the f**king lakes come from dickhead!