British Comedy Guide

Willy Wonga

PAYDAY LOAN SHOP ON THE HIGH STREET

A man comes out counting money

TV NEWS CREW

REPORTER
Excuse me sir can I have a word

MAN
No I don't want to be on camera

REPORTER
I've been here three hours I need a clip about the abuses of these type of loans but no will go on camera due to the issue or be identified as a victim.If it helps we can pixalate your face no one will know who you are

MAN
What's in it for me?

REPORTER
We'll give you two hundred cash!

MAN
Done

The money changes hands and the man then stops an old lady with a shopping trolley who is going into the shop, he takes her to one side and gives her the money.

OLD WOMAN
Thank you' I'll pay it back, with interest

MAN
You better f**king had or you'll need that trolley to get round once your f**king legs have been broken!

REPORTER
You're the bloody owner aren't you?

MAN
Yup

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