British Comedy Guide

Groomed then Doomed

A uniformed police officer is standing by a hospital curtain

A plain clothes officer arrives

PC
WPC Jones in with her now sir

From behind the curtain we hear two female voices one is crying and upset

FEMALE
They just dropped me off in the country I had no idea

WPC
It's ok, just take your time

FEMALE
I met one male and he seemed really nice, he gave me a cigarette and said he had more in is house.. he seemed to know that I smoke 600 a day.

WPC
That's an old ploy

FEMALE
When I got to where he lived there was a lot of other males just sitting around

WPC
It's ok, just tell me in your own time

FEMALE
A lot of them wanted to have sex with me, but they were dirty and I didn't like it

WPC
It's ok take you're your time

FEMALE
They were insatiable day and night, I think it's because I was white, they all wanted to have sex with me

WPC
It's common

FEMALE
The makeup I had on never helped!

WPC
Look let's get one thing clear, it is not your fault any of it!

The WPC walks out and talks to the CID officer

WPC
Same old story sir, she never stood a chance on her own in the country, bloody Animal Rights fanatics if they only knew the reality

We then see behind the curtain
There is a big white rabbit with lipstick and false eyelashes sitting on a bed she is smoking a cigarette as her mascara runs.

I think this one missed completely as I failed to show that it was country Rabbits that abused a Lab Rabbit, I did find it funny myself though

Good to see you're cutting out the middle man and critiquing your own work now, Teddy!
:P

I'd like to say it has cut down the arguing as well Lazzy but it hasn't I'm turning into Gollum.

It's the process all writers go through - just not always in public!

I also go dogging so that would explain that.

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