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And, before i forget, i've been sick all week with a lovely head cold that makes my brain feel like its floating inside my skull surrounded by big warm fluffy clouds of uh... fluffiness. If i move my head around in an abrupt manner, turn it really quickly, my brain feels like its facing the way i was for a few seconds before slowly coming around to re-align with the inside of my skull..... the fluffyiness is neat. Of course, the downside of that is my brain feels like its on a waterbed for a good 10 minutes or so after and i have to be careful not to close my eyes unless i want to drift off into unconsciousness.

I know that feeling

Does anyone occassionally make a note of a wise 'saying' they have said or thought of, just so if they ever become famous they can use it and future generations will quote them like Oscar Wilde?
No?
Just me then.

I do it all the time but then I make the mistake of writing them into sitcoms and novels and then they don't look so wise after all.
:(

Yep - then they become catchphrases... ;)

I love the following:

There's only one Monopolies Commission. Think about it.

Quite wise, I think?

There's only one Monopolies Commission. Think about it.

How many Oligopoly Commissions are there?

Probably none...

I have a strange fondness for a quote saying "Why do you hate me? It's the hat isn't it?". Makes me smile strangely!

My stupid schools had quotes of the week... things like "if you chase 2 rabbits both will escape". No wander we're all messed up!

Another great quote I read this week:

Drinking Fairtrade coffee is like licking your sister's pussy; it tastes the same, but somehow just doesn't feel right.

Ha ha ha. Love it.

I was in the pub yesterday afternoon, and a girl said to my mate "I really like your hat" to which he responded "How do you know it's my hat?"

She just kind mumbled something inaudible in repsonse. I found it very funy.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ginger Jesus @ August 20, 2007, 8:54 AM

I was in the pub yesterday afternoon, and a girl said to my mate "I really like your hat" to which he responded "How do you know it's my hat?"

She just kind mumbled something inaudible in repsonse. I found it very funy.

She didn't happen to mumble:
'Whatever, shame it's spoilt by the tw*t underneath it.'

;)

Don't asterisk things out! >_<

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