SEASIDE CHIPPY
A couple walk in, they look at the board and then the man orders
CUSTOMER
Fish and chips twice
The man behind the counter puts an open tray of fish & chips on the counter
CUSTOMER
Where's the other one?
OWNER
What other one?
CUSTOMER
I said that I wanted fish & chips twice!
OWNER
Oh you wanted two! Sorry about that, I thought you knew me
CUSTOMER
What made you think that?
OWNER
Oh my names Twice.
CUSTOMER
You must get into a load of confusion with a name like that working in a chippy
OWNER
Been here twenty years mate and it's the first time that's happened
The couple walk out shaking their heads
We hear a Chinese woman's voice from behind a beaded curtain
VOICE
Twice what was all that about?
OWNER
You'll never guess what's just happened out here Nosalt!
