LOVELY COUNTRY CHURCH
We see a young black man in a yellow shirt, blue trousers and white shoes.
PRIEST
Do you Joseph Bulawayo Mugumbo take Doris Dotty Davidson to be your lawful wedded wife?
JOE MUGUMBO
I do sir
We then see an extremely old white woman in a white dress, she has a tube up her nose and is holding onto a Zimmer frame that has blue plastic flowers wrapped around it, she is craning an ear to hear the priest.
PRIEST
Do you Doris Dotty.............................
The priest is interrupted mid flow by the arrival of four burly policemen and a man in a high vis jacket that has the legend 'Immigration Officer.
SIDE ROOM OF THE CHURCH
We then see Joe Mugumbo he is sitting on a chair crying his heart out as two policemen stand by him
JOE MUGUMBO
Geordie Accent
I'm f**king gutted man, the lass has done me like a kipper mon, I've blown three weeks dole on this set up I shoulda listend to me dar, he said she was a wrong un. She told me she was from the Isle of Man we were going to move over there
POLICE OFFICER
You weren't to know she's Latvian Joe and it's the third time we've nicked her this year trying to getting married.
We see the old woman being led out handcuffed as she climbs into the police van she turns and spits in an officers face and is then peppered sprayed.
JOE MUGUMBO
Eh careful man she told me she's pregnant
