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Monte Carlo

A Balcony bar

We see the social elite mingling

We see a barman in a white jacket with an Everton top underneath it breathing into the glasses as he cleans and stacks them

A man in dressed in a white dinner jacket glides impeccably toward the bar

007
The names Bond James Bond

BARMAN
Oh you'll want your usual then Mr Bond James Bond

The barman starts making a drink

007
Actually I hate to be picky but it's not Bond James Bond, It's Bond James Bond.

MAN
That's what I said!

007
No you said Bond James Bond as though I had three names instead of two

MAN
Look do you want this f**king Martini or what?

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Yes... but stop f**king stirring it

It would go and on though Ste and James Bond is never going to get the better of a Blue Nose so it would also end ugly for Bond fans.

I'd have ended it

MAN: So do you want this F**king Martini

007: I beg your pardon?

MAN: Sorry! Do you want this Martini.. F**king Martini

I like the 'Bond James Bond' bits, but the ending is weak and doesn't really complete the sketch. I think there's a longer and cleverer sketch in there, Teddy.

Steve Sunshine I like your ending and it could be expanded but I like it because it is stupid.