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They also broadcast The Wright Stuff from there!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 19, 2007, 7:06 PM

dont worry, zooo! I'll come with you! :P

Yay! Let's make a day of it.

We'll skip stalking Matthew Wright though...

But I love that show, too...I'll bring the brownies
oooh new saying
"Cant cut the mustard" :S my "friend" once told me that they could throw it at me if they couldnt cut it...

Okay, you have Wrighty, I'll have Lovejoy.
(Not that Lovejoy)

I'd happily stalk Matthew Wright.

How else am I going to get close enough to shoot him in the face?

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haha just throw some custard at him then run away

oi! I want some Lovejoy too >_< hehe

I'll tell you, whose that woman who normally steps in for Wright, boy I do love a lisp! or lithsp!

You can have a go on him afterwards, SF!

Oh god, I hope you don't mean that reprehensible blonde woman.

do you mean Lowri Turner?

I don't think she's good looking, nor do I care about her opinion, but I do love a lithsp.

Oh fair enough then.

She seems to be the most racist homophobe I've ever seen on morning telly!

I like men with lithsps too! That bloke Phil off Location Location is goooorgeous.

Your tastes get weirder and weirder every day!

haha I never knew you spelt lithsp like that...and we'll go find him afterwards. We'll pretend we want to buy a new house

As for being a racist homophobe, she wrote an article about her mixed-race baby. It's quite amusing in an interesting-point-but-couldn't-have-made-it-in-a-worse-way kind of way.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 19, 2007, 7:22 PM

haha I never knew you spelt lithsp like that...and we'll go find him afterwards. We'll pretend we want to buy a new house

You don't. It's lisp. But they're spelling it phonetically.

This is turning into one hell of a plan.

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