British Comedy Guide

Retro Infamy

We see Germany 1937

We see a Jewish man dressed in a pink leather cat suit prancing around blowing kisses at the boys of the Hitler Youth

We then see two gypsies pulling up in a caravan and making their tea on a fire outside Gestapo headquarters one then starts pissing in a grid and laughing at the two guards outside the main door as he does so.

We also see that two Russian peasants are painting Hammer and Sickle slogans all over the walls of the rally site at Nuremburg.

Then a van full of mentally handicap people pull up outside the Munich Beer Kellar and they wobble in and start drinking lager from plant pots and shit on the dance floor.

Then we see two lads dressed in Everton kits kicking a ball against a wall

TOTAL DARKNESS

We hear a scream

We see Hitler sitting up in a four poster bed it has a large Nazi Swastika above the headboard

He is wearing white Pyjamas with little swastikas on and his head is covered in sweat.

A door opens and Eva Braun walks in with a candle

EVA
Was it der one wid der Scousers again liebling?

HITLER
JA JA

Love it!

Cheers Beaky Old Bean

Do the mentally handicapped wobble??

Good effort

Sorry it was just a description and there is no offence intended in any way.

Lovely twist Teddy..

Thanks Ste

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