British Comedy Guide

Teddy is Sorry

Having once again seen my own arse I would like to apolgise to ALL posters for my recent outburst.

The new Teddy will take any criticism in his stride and will endeavor to respect the views of ALL posters and will no longer see them as detractors.

This has been done after I reviewed all my posts and realised the importance of this site to me and that I need to have a more mature response to things I don't like.

So I apologise for my behavior and have shelved my plans to do evil things with my money if I win tonight's Euro Millions Lottery draw which stands at £156 million.

As part of my new approach toward becoming more approachable, if anyone should wish to see these evil plans which are quiet detailed I would be happy to post them, however some posters may be disturbed at the content especially when they realise that they were in fact the intended victim

Hug

Errr

Huh?

Nice and descriptive, shave off a couple of lines and you got yourself a nice short there Teddy.

Short what you bastard?

Sorry that was the old Teddy
Thank you kindly Shandonbelle

:D

Out of (the public) interest, where has the old Teddy gone?

Shit, he's still here.

I don't get this, it's all emotion and empathy, and no jokes. Is it a spec script for "Derek" series 2? :P

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