Hi again,
.....and here's a little more.....hope you get a few laughs!
A person I used to work with mentioned something about a 'board member' one day..........I thought 'Pinocchio has a 'board member' or two also but the only time his wood grows bigger is when he lies as opposed to when the sexy secretary bends over in front of the photocopier'!!
Somebody I know once remarked that Rafael Nadal is a 'serious base-line player'..........I quipped 'listen to the live version of 'Welcome To The Pleasuredome' by Frankie Goes To Hollywood and you'll find Mark O'Toole is a 'serious bass-line player' also but at least the Spaniard doesn't proclaim to wear cacks that make him look as though he has a big packet like the Scouser did in 1984'!! Five Times Yehropean Champeeinge me oul pal!!
I went to watch my beloved Liverpool at Anfield during the early Nineties when some of the fans around me became increasingly frustrated at what they perceived to be the laziness of John Barnes...........I quipped to the guy beside me 'a legless Jamaican scarecrow with asthma would do more running around the field'!!