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Dry Dublin Wit 3

Hi again,

.....and here's a little more.....all honest feedback is greatly appreciated!

I got into a discussion one day about football where I had a difference of opinion with a fellow Red regarding a player's ability when I turned around and said 'he's about a useful as a thalidomide, who's embarrassed by his hairy armpits, wanting to take up beach volleyball'!!

I was watching LiverpoolFCTV one day when they showed the Reds winning the European Cup for the second time at Wembley in 1978..........I got very emotional, as it was the night I fell in love with them as a six and a half year old..........now people say 'Jayziz wept' but if He had cut His nuts while chopping onions for Judas Iscariot's bhaji at The Last Supper He wouldn't have shed as many tears!!!!!

The French do not like the English as they think they are arrogant as they expect them to be able to speak their language but they just have to look at themselves in reality..........I mean they call potatoes 'les pommes des terres' i.e. apples of the ground, but do they reciprocate be calling apples 'potatoes of the tree'.....the answer is no.....next time I look in a French/English dictionary I want to see next to apples 'les pozayzoes des les arbres'!!!!!

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