Dry Dublin Wit 2

.....here's some more!

I was watching Prisoner Cell Block H when I noticed that the women are more 'butch' than Ray Wilkins Cassidy and the Solar System Dance Kid!!

I once knew a bloke that is so racist he wouldn't fly K.K.K. Airlines unless they had a white box recorder!!

I had to laugh when I saw the horse called 'Holy Bee' as it could well have referred to my next door neighbour who's a b*stard but gets mass twice daily!!

I saw a horse one day which was named 'One Trick Pony'!! Well if it was an un-gelded Shetland all it would be able to do is pole vault into the shower having worked up a sweat when winning the five-legged race on its' own!!

Forget about buying a girl drink all night!! I abide the 'two halves make a whole' principle!! Aw yeah..........I buy her just two halves then demand my hole!!

There's a bloke who played for Bohs here in Dublin called Terry Berry!! Apparently his mammy calls him Terence Berrence!! I wonder if he has a verence merrence Christmas!!

Sorry Macker, I've read all the bits you've posted and don't find them funny or witty. It's quite bad really, sorry for the negative but since you've not been getting any replies I thought you at least deserve some feedback.

I find the humour in these quite dated. There may be a market for these somewhere but they wouldn't be my thing. Best of luck with them and welcome to the site.