Hi,
I write books of my own uniquely witty humour. My work has been getting very good reviews from the professionals in the U.S.
Here's a wee sample.....please feel free to give me some feedback!
There's a fictitious family called the Behan's!! Now this woman had so many children her uterus would put the collective production lines of Microsoft to shame!! 'Bless-ed be the orchardness of her womb, Foetus'!! A family of Behans?!! You must be joking!! A f*cking tin of Behans more like it!! There's the guy who does the marathon whom they call 'Runner'!! There's another fella who eats nothing but 'Chili con Carne' whom they call 'Kidney'!! There's the nipper who was born in Manila whom they named 'Phillip'!! Lastly there's the 'fister sister' who is called 'Les'!!
I heard a story of a poor unfortunate who had his scrotum painted with 'Hammerite' during his 'stag' by some friends!! Now I've heard of some blokes in desperate need of a 'blow job' but never one in need of a 'blow torch'!!
An old college buddy of mine told me there's a bridge in Dundalk called 'Bridge Street Bridge'!! Hold on a second!! They name the street after the bridge and then go and name the bridge after the street that was named after the bridge in the first place!! What at all is going on there!!
I was watching a game of soccer during World Cup 1994 while Mexico were playing!! One of their players committed a terrible foul and the lads I was watching the game with began to debate as to whether it merited a red or yellow card to which I commented 'I certainly hope the ref doesn't produce a Green Card or there'll be pandemonium'!!
