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Chip's Poem (contributions please!) Page 2

Zooo had a fit, every time she saw a tit.
It wasn't worth the hassle, even with tassles.

Laughing out loud :D

We've got plenty of tits here already.
But if you're really feeling pervy
you have a girl's arse to look at
in the avatar of Kevin Murphy.

Quote: zooo @ June 19 2013, 9:41 PM BST

We've got plenty of tits here already.
But if you're really feeling pervy
you have a girl's arse to look at
in the avatar of Kevin Murphy.

Wash out your mouth...or your mind!

Quote: zooo @ June 19 2013, 9:41 PM BST

We've got plenty of tits here already.
But if you're really feeling pervy
you have a girl's arse to look at
in the avatar of Kevin Murphy.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

How come some are writing in italics?
Don't know how to do that and anyway it's all ballicks

Quote: Marc P @ June 19 2013, 8:50 PM BST

It's not good poetry.

Italics aren't too big a deal.
To jazz up your posts, just ask Nil.

Or me even. :)

https://www.comedy.co.uk/info/help/bb_codes/

That is a very useful link
Can I have my posts in different ink?
I think Chip's gone I heard him yawning.
Insult him now - delete in morning.

:D

Quote: George Kaplan @ June 19 2013, 11:22 PM BST

Italics aren't too big a deal.
To jazz up your posts, just ask Nil.

I got a little namecheck, at least it's spelt correct
A thanks to George on his rhyming words, on which on did reflect.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 19 2013, 11:38 PM BST

I got a little namecheck, at least it's spelt correct
A thanks to George on his rhyming words, on which on did reflect.

Your post-count here is truly outstanding.
It's on a par with the first moon landing.
If you changed your name from Putters to Armstrong.
It would show the plebs who is really King Kong.

Steve always brings me sunshine to this forum and me

It's not the All in one consolidated Steve Sunshine Thread.
Tim Azure hasn't started that yet George.

It's a thread for Chip and supposed to rhyme
Good night all it's come to that time.
prematurely

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 20 2013, 12:32 AM BST

It's not the All in one consolidated Steve Sunshine Thread.
Tim Azure hasn't started that yet George.

That doesn't rhyme.

Or is this the post modernist version?

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 20 2013, 12:35 AM BST

That doesn't rhyme.

Or is this the post modernist version?

He was chatting to Mr. Roper
About his harmless faux pas.

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