British Comedy Guide

A Freak

Heavymetal concert, a crowd of longhaired, pierced and dark dressed people are waiting for music to start.

Metalfan1: Look there's a dude dressed like Jason from friday the 13. F**king cool.

Metalfan2: That bald guy in front us have the face of satan tatooed on the back of his head. Yeah man!

Metalfan1: Wow she have made real horns in her forehead and painted her face red. Awesome!

Metalfan2: There's a zombie Michael Jackson over there! LETS SEE A ZOMBIE MOONWALK!

Metalfan1: Holy shit. What a f**ked up guy over there. Look at him! Blue bermudas, rubber boots and a hawaii shirt!

[Metalfan1 and 2 makes the sign of the devil with their hands]

Metalfan1 and 2: HIL SATAN YOUR CRAZY FREAK!!!

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