Hi guys and girls,I'm new to this forum just wanted you to have a look at this and see if any of you got a giggle from it.......thanks
I was watching Babestation the other day, those girls are bloody committed. Next time your on the phone to your Nan you try reeling off every position from lovers guide, whilst telling asking her to put her balls in your mouth.
Nightmare it is was I didn't even get past doggie And that's why Dan's now blacklisted off the Christmas card list.
I can't believe some of the things you see advanced these days. I was flicking through the paper and I see these advertised, Shreddies there called .Now these are not what your have with your semi skinned. These are, and I quote now "Flatulence Filtering Underwear and "Every girls dream", well that's a f**king lie if I've ever heard one. Oh no I wasn't interested in flowers and jewellery its when my Dave brought us home a lovely pair of shreddies that I knew he was the one. I could fart me self round shops of a morning. Heaven it was. I even shit myself in the self-service at Asda once, no one knew though because of my shreddies, they're grrrrrrreeeeeaaat. Oh no that's frosties isn't it? And listen to this, Christine Bleakly own's a pair, no wonder Adrian Chiles looked so miserable on the one show, whilst Packham"s wanking off seagulls on Brighton beach she's dropping more bombs than the Luftwaffe.
Holidays I love holidays but what is it with British people thinking they can do whatever the f**k they like when there abroad. If I went into cost cutter in the morning for me milk in a pair of Calvin classics and ray bandy's I'd be in broadmoore by dinnertime. "Yeah but we're on us holidays, yeah fair enough but I want more than a pair of pants separating your pubes from my Hovis 50-50. Another thing I did whilst I was on holiday, nudist beaches. I thought id have a look you know curious and all that. Horrible it was. Its clear that to become a nudist your balls have to be touching the sand whilst you walk or I'm afraid your unqualified. Sunglasses as well. Why wear sunglasses if you're walking around with your knob out.
That I didn't understand your not wearing any clothes but your have sunglasses on. "Yeah but I love my accessories, really why don't your accessorise yourself some new pants because your putting me off my prawn sandwich."Ooh I'm ever so self conscious my eyes look so old". So does your cock! You can't win!